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2) Jumping through the hedge and, instead of landing where you had planned, landing instead on a jagged fence. Four inch long gash through to your chest wall. Eleven stitches. Putting up with your constant whining. £114.00 (December)
Your Loving, Mad Cat Lady, Mother
P.S. If I didn't laugh, I'd just keep on crying. Cancer? Again?